Of course not mine! I don't have any! And it's been officialy stated since yesterday... when I bought the smallest size of jeans ever, namely XXS. Well, if I am to be honest - skinny jeans are supposed to be skinny. Does it apply to the one who wishes to wear them? The name speaks for itself, doesn't it? In this way of thinking a croissant - which by definition is bread with a curved shape - is supposed to be with a curved shape, yet not necesssarily bread. We (we?) have to offer much more than that! Saint Martin croissants! Mind you, Poznań Rogal świętomarciński is protected by patent so don't try to fool yourself into believing that you know what it tastes like if you ate it outside Wielkopolska Province. But who am I to say so? Ok, I'm in no way - not in the slightest bit - a legitimate resident of Poznań as:
a) I don't overuse the irritable and omnipresent 'teeeeeej!'(unless for the fun of it);
b) I am willing to change money when somebody needs 2zł to leave the stuff in a library locker;
c) I don't wear red socks with green trousers, a leather jacket and a dazzling pink woollen bag;
d) I don't give a tiny rabbit's ass about whether Lech Poznań wins or loses ;p
But still... if November the 11th* is to be celebrated** by eating (in my case trying) St Martin croissants then I'm 100% on board, especially if I'm given home-baked babies. It doesn't matter they weren't well-advertised as supposedly 'the husband' added too much almond oil as I don't look a gift horse in the mouth and gift sweets under puffy crust. Thus, they were delicious... as pretty much everything that happens to have more sugar than salty sticks (which surprisingly have quite an amount of the sweet substance***). However, the fact that I needed literally two weeks to eat them does not actually add to their excellence but to the fact that my new skinny jeans are not skinny without a reason ;)
* how come the only thing that comes to my mind hearing/writing/encountering/reading dates is the idea/trouble of teaching them to students and the problems they have/had/are going to have/are having/have had/have been having/ (what other tense or structure should I mention?) with remembering that 'in' is for months and 'on' is for dates?
** what a lame excuse we make up for yet another occasion to gorge ourselves.
*** I'm learning to substitute some words and expressions with their synonyms (MA thesis in the making).
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I love your style:) the style of writing of course:) but when it comes to your style of dressing, I still believe that you will please me and wear red socks, green jeans (XXS:P) and pink bag one day. Will you?:D
...but I don't have any of the mentioned and I may need a sponsor ;p
I think I can go this crazy once I earn my doctor's degree ;) - all in all, it is lunatic professors who are known to have such peculiar habits. It's enough to look at some of those who give lectures at UAM ;p
P.S. Thanks a lot for helping to choose these skinny jeans ;*
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