Peas and carrot for peace and quiet

In order to relish tranquility, equanimity, to keep one's head and one's attained weight. I'm telling you, once you notice:
- that the pair of old trousers (the ones that are one size smaller) fits you;
- that your belly does not shake like a bowl full of jelly (regards, Santa!!) once a bus tries to get through yet another street under construction (God, bless EURO 2012!);
- that your legs could not look more gorgeous in the lycra-tights-and-a-smart-mini combination;
- that you intimidate* boys (or should I say men?) and piss off* girls (as I am the only proper woman in a crowd) with your shape (* pretty much everything you wish to do :))
... you feel like peas and carrots are your best friends indeed! The satisfaction is the biggest prize ever.

I am not saying you are to eat vegetables only but rather to be a bit calorie cautious and make use of your counting skills gained during primary school (really! it's all you need -> adding 100kcal contained in 'kefir' and 70kcal contained in one apple does not sound like complex mathematics).
But it's not all I eat, God forbid! There is plenty (a highly subjective issue, supposedly) of room for eggs, TESCO bread (do not confuse with the cheap one), milk and even a square of dark 'Wedel' in the morning (sometimes I feel like this is the only reason why I am willing to get up at 07.07 am ;)).
however, being calorie cautious is a tough choice. People just don't get it! Has everybody got this an-old-grumpy-aunt approach according to which:
- if you devour pretty much everything that is within reach then you are 100% healthy
- if you refuse to eat broth just because you feel like otherwise you are not capable of eating the second course (except for wedding receptions) you definitely must be one of the following: anorexia person, bulimia person, a 5th year student with psychological disorders, a burnt-out English teacher, a single 24-year-old on the edge of commiting suicide, a desperate non-housewife whose e-mail address tells that she is confused and underestimates herself.
Ladies and Gentlemen! I am NOT any of the mentioned above. I just feel like life begins at 24 and I do want to look irresistible at this particular time!! ;D