Citronnelle*

* It had to be French because this is the only language (out of a very limited number of languages I know ;)) in which the name of the drink sounds noble. And noble it has to sound as this is the only alcoholic beverage (out of a great number of all I've tasted) which deserves the title.
First of all, you don't need to struggle with hangover the next day. It stays a mystery to me how it's possible but this is what all the gifts of nature have in common. Though it may get a bit dangerous since one may feel encouraged to drink in the middle of a week regardless of how early they start their work.
Secondly, you don't have to add many other beverages to cover or kill the taste of the Lady in Yellow as this is the very taste of her you want your taste buds to get to know. Call me crazy but a bit of still water is just about enough. It leads me to infer she doesn't like competition very much, although she is a great friend with a straw, a few ice cubes and the glass "Brodnica. Pakuj z nami" (who doesn't get a little friendly with them?). Again, your sobriety is in peril as you might forget you are drinking vodka and put your controlling mechanism in the 'holiday mode'.
Thirdly, she is all so beautiful in her simplicity. The list of ingredients is the shortest ever, yet she needs some time to mature. Even here a low price and a low level of difficulty lurk just around the corner. You won't even manage to look back and you've got a large pot full of lemon vodka; and you've got a weekend ahead of you; and you've got a willing someone asking for a top-up ;)
So maybe, all in all, she is not all that noble. The wolf in the sheep's clothing. Little Red Riding Hood dealt with the wolf pretty well, why shouldn't I?

But don't you dare to think I'm on the verge of alcoholism. I haven't touched a glass with any drink which would even remotely resemble alcohol - let alone our eponymous character - for over a week. (In order to deny all forthcoming slanders and confirm all ongoing concerns -> No, I'm not drying out and yes! I am on a diet).
Hm, so maybe this is why I got down to writing this... out of longing ;) Shit! Now I sound like an alcoholic. Why... I am one, but it is love messages, electronical kisses and hugs I binge drink and I leave hangover for others. I'm Alpha Female!