Holiday confession

Christmas reminded me of... sweets ;O Too bad.
All of a sudden all my limits and safety precautions ;) were flushed down the toilet. And the funny thing was that the more I ate and the more I was stuffed, the more I felt like eating. I guess it was one of these kinds of thinking "Oh! What the hell... have yourself a merry little Christmas" ;) And the hell it was. Three days of sins and remorse. I now beg pardon, penance and absolution (religious inclinations, again), which, I may guess, I will be given somewhere near in the future once my glucose level lowers.


But there is another thing I remembered and this wasn't that bad at all. Wedel's Pierrot - hung on the Christmas tree (which is pretty terribly [is it a beautiful oxymoron!] decorated due to my father's interventions) - came back after a few years of hiding behind the counter ;) and brought back the memories from my childhood and early adolescent. That was the period of time when I used to collect candy wrappers and the one of Pierrot gave me even a lap dance ;D (see the photo)
I kept them all in a photo album... It was as if I hadn't had any photos to keep (look at 'one tense back' rule... I did have some pictures ;)) I just must have considered it the most organised and meticulous way. Okey, all right, I was a bit reluctant to be taken photos of (Personality A: now my dear ex-friend I wouldn't be... Personality B: oh! shut up you weepy second half... sorry I have a split personality).


Anyway, this wrappers-collecting thing turned out to be a bit more useful than I had expected, since I could take part in a KFC contest for the best collector... I didn't win it... and I don't know why ;)

Food-upgrader

'a sweet sticky yellow or brown substance produced by bees, used as food'

Is this how you call honey? Is this how you understate the drink of godesses? Oh, Mother of all that is good and pure! (Haven't there been too much pious inclinations in my writing lately?). I object. I wouldn't say sticky... I would say 'clinging' (honey needs somebody, too) and i would use neither yellow nor brown... I would feel tempted to use golden. And when it comes to 'substance' thing it just takes away the whole glamour. I would dare say a blessing.


'...used as food' is just an unsupported accusation. Honey is not food. Bread is a kind of food, a sausage is a kind of food, and even McDonald's white bread rolls are food, although I have no idea how come they deserve the name. Honey is a food-upgrader, it is what makes a meal, a dish, a snack better and push your food-based admiration to higher levels. A delicacy applicable in gastronomy, domestic medicine, and sexual performance ;)


But I must admit, I am not an expert on honey, I ma expert on indulging it. And I don't know all types of honey. But does it matter seeing that I love all of them?