Since the drink fits neither here nor there I couldn't profane the name. So I came up with Pinolibu or Macolada, behind which names there's a two(three?)-layer substitute of a cup of tea. How long can you bore yourself with Lipton? (sorry Thomas, I really appreciate what you did to the world; plus one bag is enough for two... oh, you romantic bastard)

I must admit now, I am not a great fun of Pinacolada or her innovative cousin... but I like getting caught in the rain ;) (see: Rupert Holmes's lyrics)
Pinacolada with dark rum is even less Pinacoladish (what should be ok with me since I am not fond of it), but I didn't plan to make it so... the frige did.
Anyway, there were enough ingredients only for one/two(?).

Christovan (;*) objected to drinking it. No surprise... drink is not supposed to be sweet. Drink:
- is supposed to be juicy and refreshing;
- (What's more) is supposed to make you tipsy a bit.
This met neither of my requirements.
So why did I devote so much space to the Pineapple lady?
P.S. The eponymous Caribbean nymph is me.
